What is the weirdest thing your pet has ever done to you

She hit my back with her paws once when she was in zoomie mode

One of the dogs our family has has this weird howl he does instead of baking. It sounds like a broken siren

My dog sat on my face and farted then acted annoyed when i moved her

Lick my feet! 🥰⭐️🤭

My kitty bite my toes while i was sleeping and i ended up yelping in pain he did it every day as a kitten crazy kitty

Eat my food with me taking a bite

Chewed on my hair PureDewdrop9745

My dog just barely bit my knee once. It didn't bleed or puncture skin, but it did leave a bruise. He hasn't done it since, so.

he bit my nose one day when i was putting him in the car. idk why and he never bit me before

One day I was eating a banana and the cat was bellowing at the top of its lungs wanting a piece then it jumped up on my lap , take its two paws and pulled the top of the banana off

My cat was lying above my head once and began grooming my hair after he finished grooking himself but i found it cute cuz that means im part of his inner cirlce and he feels safe with me 🖤