🐰Historical fact that sounds made up but is completely real: Napoleon Bonaparte was once attacked by rabbits. He organized a celebratory rabbit hunt after Tilsit in 1807, but his chief of staff accidentally gathered hundreds of domesticated rabbits instead of wild ones. When released, the rabbits swarmed Napoleon en masse and his men could not stop them, he was forced to retreat to his carriage. If this wasnt funny enoigh, it is in the historical record and I think about it more than I should.
wait he was held up by bunnies and had to hide in a box pulled by horses?